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Recognizing a Stroke

Susie is recouping at an incredible pace for someone with a massive stroke all
because Sherry saw Susie stumble--that is the key that isn't mentioned below
and then she asked Susie the 3 questions

So simple-- This literally saved Susie's life--Some angel sent it to Susie's friend
and they did just what it said to do. Susie failed all three question so 911 was
called. Even though she had normal blood pressure readings and did not appear
to be having a stroke as she could converse to some extent with the Paramedics
they took her to the hospital right away. Thank God for the sense to remember
the 3 steps! Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to
identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stoke victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognized
the symptoms of a stoke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

1-Ask the individual to SMILE

2-Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS

3-Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (coherently)
(i.e., It is sunny out today)

If her or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call 911 immediately and
describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial
weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general
public to learn the three questions.

They presented their conclusions at the American Stroke Association's annual
meeting last February.

Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of the
stoke and prevent brain damage. A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this
message passes it on to ten people, you can bet that a least one life will be saved.

AS POSSIBLE, it could save their lives.

Rules of Life

Never give yourself a haircut afer three alcoholic beverages of any kind

You need only two tools. WD 40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and
it should, use WD 40. If it moves and it shouldn't use duct tape

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.

Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you
going to need them to empty your bedpan.


Bill Gates Eleven Things You Will Not
Not Learn In School

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.